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Madness Combat
The first of the series, it introduces Hank and Jesus, who resurrects fallen victims. Hank approaches the fan-named "Boom-box Man" in a park (exactly why is unknown). The "boom-Box Man" then sucker-punches Hank without even looking at him. A brawl develops with passerby, and Hank eventually takes out a submachine gun (probably a MAC or Uzi) and begins shooting. Jesus appears, and is killed after a short fight with Hank. The foes don't stop coming, and Hank fully empties his submachine gun's clip, and draws a sawed-off shotgun (which he also empties), a throwing knife, and a pair of PPKs. As the episode concludes, he retrieves the boom-box from off-screen, shoots the annoying dancing person in the background, and begins to dance as the following caption appears: "And so on this day our hero had slain thirty men. And he would later admit to having a good time doing it. (Thirty-two people actually, if you count the zombies.)"
Boom-box Man
The first recorded enemy of HankShrouded in mystery is a standing Madness character known only as the "boom-box man" as some dub him. He is the first person Hank kills in Madness Combat 1 and is carrying a boom box that Hank wants. Apparently there is no more on what this character has to do with the story - other than the 32 kills that Hank goes through to get the boom box.
Madness Redeemer
The first of the series to identify its location as "Somewhere in Nevada"; also marks the first appearance of the Sheriff and the Clown (named Tricky in a later episode, but named "Bonzo" in the official game), who returns in the later animations. Hank sneaks into the Sheriff's department and chases after him, running into many, many guards along the way. In the end, he reaches the Sheriff and has him at gunpoint when Jesus shoots him in the back of the head. The episode ends with a caption reading, "Moral: Don't try to shoot the sheriff."
Madness Avenger
A character that was killed in Madness AvengerHank, with bandages around his head, once again hunts the Sheriff down. Partway through, the Sheriff activates the Improbability Drive, causing insane occurrences, such as a massive marshmallow and a whale falling from above, the Sun taking mortal form, and walls descending from the sky to form a room. After the Drive's activation, Hank first encounters Tricky the Clown; kills the sun, plunging the land into eternal night, which continues onwards after Avenger (however, Antipathy appears to take place while a sun-like object is setting); kills Tricky twice (Tricky's second death happened after his resurrection by the Higher Power); and encounters Jesus. At the end, Hank, armed with a shotgun, corners the Sheriff, only to be run through by Jesus (with the 316 Sword). He manages to kill both Jesus and The Sheriff before dying himself. The Improbability Drive and the falling whale (seen in the background of the scene in front of "The Bakery") are references to the Infinite Improbability Drive (and its effects, including from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a book written by Douglas Adams.
A character that was killed in Madness Avenger
Madness Apotheosis
The first two victims in Madness ApotheosisHank, now with bandages around his torso where he was stabbed, as well as his head bandages, hunts down Tricky (still a zombie, and working as a DJ at Club M). He storms through the Club, killing anyone who gets in his way; encountering the first 1337 agent and acquiring an MP5 submachine gun and a deadly katana. The clown hunt continues as he descends a short stairway and enters the basement, which is where the rave is in progress. Hank shoots Tricky, making the ravers angry, and they attack him(except one, who stays behind), but Hank slices and shoots his way through Tricky's ravers. At this point, Jesus and the zombified 1337 agent appear (squashing the last raver) with the caption "OMFG", and then, Jesus summons up a white aura of small heads, and resurrects Hank's fallen victims. 'Zombie Mode-Go' appears on the screen as Hank once again fights his way towards Jesus. In the end of the animation, Hank is shot repeatedly by Jesus and a zombie, and sets off an explosive on his body, blowing up himself and Jesus. The final scene shows the clown dancing, with a caption that states, "And he danced." This is the first animation where Hank is referred to as 'Hank J. Wimbleton', in various wanted posters scattered around Club M. Also, the name "DJ Tricky M" appears in multiple posters showing a silhouette of the clown, as well as silhouettes of "Cheshyre", the music composer for the film.